January 2010
5 posts
On calling your huband 'lord'
“I’ve watched my wife counsel a lot of young ladies who are considering marriage, and she always asks the same question, ‘Are you willing to call your husband “Lord”?’ There will be dead silence in the room.” At the podium, a handsome and charismatic young mand in his early forties mimics in mincing tones the single woman’s response to his...
“Debating you is like beating a rock with a baseball bat. Invigorating for a...”
– Guy on the internet
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“So it’s OK waterboard a guy over 80 times, but GOD FORBID the guy who...”
– Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, May 14, 2009. This was fllowed immediately by, “Waterboarding may make the guy talk, but it ain’t gonna make him talk English.”
“If you want to save the Earth but die by the hands of terrorists, vote the...”
– John Stewart and John Oliver, The Daily Show