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    Tue Mar 1

    No insinuation

    • [Commercial: A woman pretends to like a guy just so she can steal his sandwich, then leaves.]
    • Stevan: What a b----. (glances) Reminds me of you.
    • Ruthie: Uh, excuse me. I prefer to suck the joy and happiness out of my victims over time. I plan to make you miserable for years. I'm no fair-weather predator. You are not getting out I'd this.
    • Stevan: *whimper*
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